[IMAGES: Skyrim screenshots of the Winterhold night sky, from outside Septimus Signus’s Outpost.]

Showing up at Kodlak’s funeral in what amounts to an over-sized medieval diaper is completely inappropriate, Farkas. We just can’t take you ANYWHERE, can we?

A lot of women may think you’re hot, but I’m not one of them. Please do your shield-siblings a favor, and PUT YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES BACK ON.

spacialrebel:

katerynthegrand:

skyrimconfessions:

“I hate pretty much every female character in the game. Especially Astrid, Delphine, and Lydia.”

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Doooo…you have a reason to say that? Or do you just hate them for good reason?

This reeks of misogyny (every female character?!), but what confuses me about that is how you hate Lydia…?

I can see you hating Astrid, because she’s a strong, independent, protective female character who has a good reason for the bad things she does, and maybe Delphine, because she’s a strong and cunning female character who is only prejudiced because of lifelong experience (which doesn’t make it right, but does make it reasonable). But Lydia? She’s pretty much a misogynist’s dream, seeing as she’s totally submissive to you and exists to follow you around. /gratuitous sarcasm

(I love Aela, Babette and Jenassa first and foremost.)

I hate pretty much every Skyrim fan except spacialrebel, and a few select others who aren’t complete morons.

[IMAGE: Skyrim screenshot of a dragon flying through a blizzard outside Labyrinthian.]

Am I the only Skyrim roleplayer who goes through this weird period right after escaping Helgen where you’re temporarily playing OOC so that you can collect all of the goodies necessary to get the best start possible? I hate this part of gameplay because it breaks immersion, but it if I don’t do it then I end up disliking the character because I keep thinking about how much better she’d be if I played more efficiently in the beginning. It’s one of the reasons why I stopped playing Nicolette.

My Frunja playthrough is still in that period. She wears light armor, so her first goal was to kill some Forsworn for theirs since it’s superior to what she swiped from the corpses of Imperial Legion soldiers. On her way to Markarth she happened upon one of those little Thalmor parades. If she could kill them she’d have elven armor at level 2. Made a save, told the parade leader she believed in Talos, and the fuckers almost killed her.

Almost.

It was one of those moments in gameplay where you are reminded of some big differences between Oblivion and Skyrim. In the former, elven armor is simply a type of light armor that was designed by the Altmer. In the latter, it is the uniform of Thalmor soldiers. If you are roleplaying as a Nord, wearing it is extremely awkward. ICly how do you justify it?

[IMAGES: Two Skyrim screenshots taken between The Reach and Whiterun Hold. The first image is of three elk congregating near a small pond. The second image is of the mountains and thick billowing clouds.]

Bastard, I will fuck your house up.

If the Home-Wrecker clan sounds familiar to you, it’s probably because you met one of its members in Anvil while playing Oblivion. The Siren’s Deception is one of the few quests I never completed in that game, because every single one of my characters wholeheartedly approved of the Anvil Sirens. In my headcanon, the gang evaded “justice” indefinitely.

My latest Skyrim character, Frunja, is the descendant of Signy Home-Wrecker. The former lives up to her clan name, not because she excels at destroying happy marriages, but because she literally wrecks every home she walks into on account of being drunk most of her waking hours.

surprise-adoption:

last week in skyrim